I found the following brilliant quote that I would like to share:
How to trap an atheist:
“Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.”
Brilliant! Here are several minor revisions, all on the same line of thought (please feel free to add more, since the possibilities are endless):
“Put him on a flying airplane, and ask him if he believes there is an engineer.”
“Give him an apple, and ask him if he believes it sprung up from a seed.”
“Give him a paper and ask if he believes it came from a tree.”
Rational Russian -- Withering Lies 